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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I love to punch in the face.
Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.
The awkward moment when you're just being nice and the person thinks you're flirting with them.
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If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot.
Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!
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Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.
They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.
Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it.
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If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done it.
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We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to speak up.
Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell!
Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.
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