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Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
James Matthew Barrie
What is genius? It is the power to be a boy again at will.
No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart.
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.
Boys and young men acquire readily the moral sentiments of their social milieu, whatever these sentiments may be
Eric Berne“Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...”
Now *that's* how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that. WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some dysfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.
Okay, look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on, you can't say the word "flaccid" to me. This is our little "boundary box." We're gonna take the word "flaccid" and put it in there with my mom's titties, and your erection problem, and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Give a boy address and accomplishments and you give him the mastery of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
A boy's story is the best that is ever told.
I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.
When I was a boy, I always saw myself as a hero in comic books and in movies. I grew up believing this dream.
I often wonder, if more girls were willing to be ladies, would more guys would feel challenged to be gentlemen?
Don’t cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you. ‘Cause girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget.
A guy is only insecure about losing his girl when he knows someone else can treat her better.
Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That’s why women wear makeup and men lie.
Girls play hard to get because guys play hard to keep.
Girls’ problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys’ problem: They hurt the ones they love.
Girls fall in love with what they hear. Guys fall in love with what they see. That’s why girls wear make-up and boys lie.
A girl can like a guy for a minute and remember him forever. A guy can like a girl for a minute and forget her instantly.“I think all the boys that write the screaming stuff would write the best love songs.... because they have the most to hide. The guys that are in the most pain are usually the ones with the biggest hearts
“One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.”
“Baseball gives every American boy a chance to excel, not just to be as good as someone else but to be better than someone else. This is the nature of man and the name of the game
“There isn't any symbolism. The sea is the sea. The old man is an old man. The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish. The shark are all sharks no better and no worse. All the symbolism that people say is shit. What goes beyond is what you see beyond when you know.”
“If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"”