About Funny Quotes About Friendship
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- Garry Shandling
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
"My friends are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson
"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out."
-Walter Winchell
"A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
- Sent by Donna Roberts
"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself."
- Sent by Lysha
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert Camus
"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more."
- Sent by Jasmine Fitzwilliam
"Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise."
- Author Unknown
"Every person is a new door to a different world."
- from movie "Six Degrees of Seperation"
"It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- by John Leonard
"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."
- Elbert Hubard
"I get by with a little help from my friends."
- John Lennon
"Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends."
- Mary Catherwood
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival."
- C. S. Lewis
"I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel."
- Logan Pearsall Smith
"The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
- Abraham Lincoln
"One's best friend is oneself."
- Author Unknown
"A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!!"
- Author Unknown
"To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy..."
- Guido
"I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine, encourage me to grow."
-Cher
"No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever."
- Francois Mocuriac
"Truth and tears clear the way to a deep and lasting friendship.
True friendship is never serene."
- Mariede Svign
"Friends are God's way of taking care of us.
It's the friends you can call up at 4am that matter."
- Marlene Dietrick
"A friend is a gift you give yourself."
- Robert Louis Stevenson
"Friend - a person known well to another and regarded with liking, affection and loyalty."
- Collins English Dictionary
"A new friendship is like an unripened fruit - it may become either an orange or a lemon"
- Emma Stacey
"Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success."
- Oscar Wilde
"Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledg'd comrade."
- William Shakespeare
2. The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
- Aaron Machado
3. My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Country song title
4. Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
- Greg Tamblyn
5. Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people”
- Andy Borowit
6. An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes
7. Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
- Otto von Bismarck
8. Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
- A.E. Houseman
9. Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
- Gelett Burgess
10. It is important for our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.
- Mignon McLaughlin
only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
- Randy K. Milholland
14. True friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don't believe that this condition is permanent.
- Erwin T. Randall
15. If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
- Andy Borowitz
16. Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.
- Bruce White
17. I don’t like half the folks I love.
- Paul Thorn
18. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
19. I lost my Christmas list and now I can’t remember who my friends are.
- Anonymous
20. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
- Bilbo Baggins (J. R. R. Tolkien)
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Philips
22. A real friend is the guy who goes first when the fishing tales break out.
- Anonymous
23. You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- Harry S. Truman
24. Friends are great. Friends are wonderful. Friends who can cook are like winning the lottery.
- Greg Tamblyn
25. I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
26. A true friend is one who lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor’s.
- Anonymous
27. If you lend a friend five dollars and never see him again, it was worth it.
- Anonymous
28. I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.
- Guy Endore-Kaiser
29. A friend not in need is a friend indeed.
- Anonymous
30. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wo
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