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 Funny quotes on t-shirts are featured along with hilarious tomfoolery. The funny quotes here feature frivolity that will make you fart, laugh and generally explode with excitement. Forget girly-man graphics, funny quotes are where its at, man. If you like funny quotes on t-shirts and silly sayings and supercilious slogans, you have come to the right place, my friend.
So many men, so few who can afford me.
 God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
frog.
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody...and you're next.
And your point is...?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
    
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Funny quotes on t-shirts are featured along with hilarious tomfoolery. The funny quotes here feature frivolity that will make you fart, laugh and generally explode with excitement. Forget girly-man graphics, funny quotes are where its at, man. If you like funny quotes on t-shirts and silly sayings and supercilious slogans, you have come to the right place, my friend.

B1. Caution Blonde Thinking
B2. I used to jog 5 miles a day. Then I found a short cut.
B3. Not In MY HOUSE
B4. Use Your Words
B5. Multiple Snoregasms
B6. I Want What I Want
B7. Do Not Resuscitate
B8. Don't Wait! Procrastinate!
B9. When the student is ready, the Bastard appears.
B10. Following My Bliss Pisses Me Off!
B11. Recovering Anal Retentive
B12. Conspiracy Theorist
B13. I Pee on the Toilet Seat!
B14. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey (which is true in both
mechanics and politics)
B15. How Stupid Do They Think We Are?
B16. Goofballs Rule!
B17. I got a pair of hamsters for my teenage son. I think I made a good trade.
B18. My camoflauge store went belly up because no one could find it.
B19. I would enjoy jogging if it wasn't for those long walks back.
B20. My Roommate's An Idiot
B21. Kids today are spoiled. But nothing a little refrigeration won't cure.
B22. My uncle is a politician. You have to read between the lies.
B23. God is a single parent, too.
B24. INSOMNIA is nothing to lose sleep over.
B25. Chipmunks Who Parachute (conversation starter)
B26. My own mortality will be the Death of me yet.
B27. Don't bother me. I'm trying to rationalize something.
B28. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
B29. I Love My Job, I Love My Job, I Love My Job.
B30. Eating Disorder. I can't keep from putting my foot in my mouth.
B31. All The Do Da Day
B32. Riddle: If 4 drivers come to a 4-way stop at exactly the same time, whose turn is it? It's MY TURN!
B33. Irony Poor Blood
B34. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
B35. Shape Shifter
B36. Just because it takes the Jaws of Life to get my wallet open doesn't mean I'm cheap!
B37. Slow Thinkers Keep Right.
B38. It's not what others think of you that counts, it's what you think others think of you that counts.
B39. I fart, therefore I am
B40. Hemorrhoid
B41. I bite the hand that feeds me.
B42. My kid is a pregant honor student
B43. Too Much Reality TV
B44. Slow Service With A Smile
B45. Are We There, Yet?
B46. I Am The Cold Shiver Running Down Your Spine
B47. My Time of the Month, Period.
B48. Rationalize Something Today!
B49. Me So Corny
B50. Humans come in all different states of disrepair
B51. If you can't beat 'em, annoy 'em!
B52. row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
I just have to scream
B53. Guns don't kill people, I kill people.
B54. Woke up from the American Dream
B55. I'm a good habit to get into
B56. Vaseline Alley
B57. Vacuum Cleaners Suck
B58. Doing more harm than good
B59. Programmer Needs Job. Willing To Do Windows.
B60. Intolerance will not be Tolerated!
B61. I'm Not 50. I'm $49.95!
B62. I'm A 'Dogs Playing Poker' Kind Of Guy.
B63. California: Where even the illegal aliens have cell phones.
B64. Warren Terror
B65. huked on fonics reely wurked fer mee
B66. I'm a Local and if you're not - GO AWAY!
B67. Paris Hilton Head
B68. Sometimes I Aim To Please, Other Times I Shoot To Kill
B69. Princess
B70. The Rules Don't Apply To Me
B71. The World Owes Me A Living
B72. Get a life? Where can I download one?
B73. I Pee In The Pool
B74. Not Guilty By Reason Of Celebrity
B75. OY!
B76. Don "Nappy Headed" Ho Receives Hawaiian Punch
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

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