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Crush: Can i tell you something?
Crush: I Love U
Me: Really!!! I can't believe it!! :')
Crush: Yes, it is my favourite vowel
If Mexicans are known to sell drugs, what is really in Dora's backpack. I've always thought that girl seemed a little Too happy.
Girl: Ha! I'm hotter than you!
Ugly boy: Ha! That means I'm cooler than you!
BOY: I heard you like bad boys.
BOY: Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I did'nt ask my parents.
So a masochist, a pyromaniac, a necrophile, a sadist, a pedophile, and a zoophile are all standing in a jail cell.
The zoophile says, "You know what I could really go for right now? Sex with a cat."
The pedophile says, "Even better: Sex with a kitten."
The sadist asks, "How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sex with it?"
The necrophile adds, "Alright let's beat a kitten to death, and then have sex with it."
Then the pyromaniac says, "Okay, how about we beat a kitten to death, light it on fire, and then have sex with it?"
After all of this the masochist finally speaks up and says,
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
One day a redhead mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a cigerret and says, "omg I didn't know my daughter smoked!" Then a burnette mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a beer bottle and says' "I didn't know my daughter drank!" Then a blonde mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a condom and yells, "I didn't know my daughter had a dick"!
There were a mom and a boy driving to the mall. Then the boy saw a man walking ahead. Then the boy asked: Shall we drive over him?
Then the mom answered silly: Ha yes!
The mom looked shocked at the boy and asked: What was that?!
Then the boy answered:Well, I saw that you were about to miss, so I took him with the car door.
Tough guy: I can't believe your still a Virgin! HAHAHAHA
Other Guy: I was a Virgin until last night
Tough guy: As if!
Other guy: Yeah man just ask your sister
Tough Guy: I don't have a sister???
Other Guy: You will in about 9 months
Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, there are two left, but I like how you're thinking." Then Johnny asks the teacher, "You see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor. One is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream. Which one is married?" And the teacher responds, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!”
What do you call a bunch of whites running down a hill: avalanche
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill: mudslide
What do you call a bunch of rednecks running down a hill: volcano
What do you call a bunch of blacks running down a hill: jailbreak
.A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "units" than his dad.
His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."