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Monday is not a fun day. Unless you’re a weirdo.
But that is beside the point. Here are some funny monday quotes and sayings to start your week off as good as possible.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.
Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly
All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.
Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day.
Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?
Oh! Yeah I have to go to work on Mondays and yes every one hates Mondays. But i look at it a little differently. I don’t have to work, I GET to work. I am blessed to have a job while many don’t have one.
Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.
Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reaso
Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?Monday is the root of all evilThere should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday.
My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.
It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior
Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.