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Wednesday 23 July 2014

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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face.
eah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me. It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep. Took a nap. You ever go night night nigga?
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin' what the fuck it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot ass bitch, long titty no nipple havin' ass bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ' HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin' when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said... 76 of em.
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Gravity By Walking On Water defines dreams, desires and personal goals as indicators for ones "reason for living" and/or "purpose in life". The author attempts to challenge her readers to transform dreams, desires and personal goals (purpose) into reality. The book examines the well-known story of Jesus Christ walking on water as it relates purpose. Walking on water is impossible. When Jesus walked on water he defied gravity. He accomplished this feat by "resisting the gravitation pull to sink or drown" in surrounding waters. The writing focuses on "resisting the gravitation pull" of abandoning purpose. It methodically dispels fear, doubt, unbelief and circumstances used as excuses to sabotage purpose. The author is convinced that fulfillment of purpose (or walking on water) is a responsibility that must be undertaken in order to potentially improve our civilization and/or set standards for the next generation to follow and surpass.
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That's scary as hell because that's her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That's how you know it didn't go as you planned.
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the cops come in and say, sir do you wanna press charges?