About Funny Quotes On Exams
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(William Cheater)
Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain
Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..
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1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject
Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?
Anything 4 u
ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:
They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.
Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.”
― Vince Lombardi
Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ?
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RESULT AA GAYA. :-(
he most funniest situation in student's life:
When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
Three reasons to give Exams
1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.
An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
"Time will pass, But will you…….??"
"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
(William kaamchor )
Father to son: How did you write your exam?
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know
Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai
Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke
Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga
A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai
Agar Question paper tough lagy
Ya samaj mai aye tu
Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:
"Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…"
Height of HOPE:
Sitting in Examination hall
Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
"Don't worry man, Exam will be postponed"
Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare
Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
Small boy: You name on my "result card"
Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right
Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.
Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai !
TALEEM soch samaj kar chora mairy doston
Kionke
Khota 30.000 ka
Owr
Reedri 15,000 ke hogia hai
2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai
us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai
yeh galat hai
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EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.
NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR
2 teams..
5 matches..
1 venue..
8 days more to go..
war b/w the most thrilling ever
12th night readers & the CBSE daredevils.
catch d live action starting on 3 march
Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....
A beautiful teacher !!!
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?
Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
Tamam students sy appeL ki jati hai ki wo apne apne result se pehle GHAR Ki sb chapl, jharu nd waiper chupa de.“Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.”
After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna
Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams? Because It Means. . . . E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity) ;-)
80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn’t prepare
What is the main reason for failure? …………………….. I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. ☺
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