About Funny Break Up Quotes
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ots of things can be fixed. Things can be fixed. But many times, relationships between people cannot be fixed, because they should not be fixed. You're aboard a ship setting sail, and the other person has joined the inland circus, or is boarding a different ship, and you just can't be with each other anymore. Because you shouldn't be.”
― C. JoyBell C.You’re like the Bermuda triangle, each time I try to get over you, I still end up crashing into you.
Sometimes you have to accept the truth and stop wasting time on the wrong people.
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or make you happy.
Do yourself a favor and don’t stay updated with those who you realized weren’t good for you. You don’t need to know how they’re doing.
Sorry, but I don’t need any part-time people in my life. You’re either with me or you’re not. You can’t just come and go as you please.
I didn’t stop loving my ex, I just stop believing that we were meant to be. Submitted by: dhey 22 7 The memory of you is like a cobweb that lingers in my mind and stings through my organ of fire. Submitted by: Amorsola Tanan Barangan 22 7 I will forget you as a nightmare that cripples my mind
Sometimes breaking up is just another way to say, “Open your eyes and use your mind”. Submitted by: anabhu 93 40 Being friends with your ex shows you two are mature enough to get over the fact that you weren’t meant to be together. 77 21 You have given me so much pain emotionally and physically. Maybe it’s time for me to move on and forget you. For you really don’t deserve me. Submitted by: thesa santos 65 20 I miss every minute then I remember all the pain and heartaches every second and swear not to go back again. Goodbye. Submitted by: Teresa Mulati 60 13 Why is it that you wanted me to be yours so badly, then walked away without looking back and have never remembered me since? Submitted by: julia 114 35 I miss you, more than ever! I don’t know why when you’re the one who broke my heart! Submitted by: Trinitey 45 8 Obsession is feeling fearful that you may be losing him; detachment is knowing that he may be losing you; and apathy is the past tense of both.
There's a really unique relationship between a single parent and their child. Marriages so easily break up. There's kind of this temporary deal about marriages. That's one of the things that makes it stressful, and that's something that's nonexistent in a parent-child relationship.
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
I did not break up the Beatles. You can't have it both ways. If you're going to blame me for breaking the Beatles up, you should be thankful that I made them into myth rather than a crumbling group.
Groups break up because they never got across what they wanted to do personally, and they have creative differences, and egos start to clash.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Woman, Another, She
The objectification of females is not a good thing! Not every rapper does this, but when the lyrics focus solely on the strip club, 'poppin' bottles' and how many girls they can 'tap,' it distorts what kids are learning. I think if there was more of a female presence in hip hop we could break up the monotony. It's all about balance.
Good, Learning, Girl
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Her, Stop, Break
The male is always the pawn in a romantic comedy. Come together, break up, go chase her, get her, roll credits. That's what happens in all of them.
Romantic, Together, Her
We must break up the eurozone. We must set those Mediterranean countries free.
Free, Break, Countries
When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It's like death.
Death, Whole, Break
Urban America has been redlined. Government has not offered tax incentives for investment, as it has in a dozen foreign markets. Banks have redlined it. Industries have moved out, they've redlined it. Clearly, to break up the redlining process, there must be incentives to green-line with hedges against risk.
Government, America, Against
A band is a good way to break up a friendship.
Friendship, Good, Break
Break-ups are hard for anybody, but it's particularly tough when it's being documented and you see the person's picture everywhere. Most people don't have that added problem when they break up with someone.
Problem, Tough, Anybody
I've had friends whose boyfriends I meet, then they break up and I end up staying buddies with the boyfriend. In this day and age with social media and Facebook, Twitter, it's really impossible to escape people that you've been involved with. In a weird way, it makes it easier for everyone to stay friends because you're just sort of stuck there.
Age, End, Friends
Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.
Love, Failure, Break
Why not provoke some thought and get people talking about things? I like characters that are flawed because we all are. When people break up in a script, you think, Oh, right, there must be tears shed here. But maybe the fact of the matter is that they're both laughing.