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I like life. It's something to do. -
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall. -
If you're always busy busy busy, you can't enjoy enjoy enjoy your life. -
Everyone is born equal in life, until they get married.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another... -
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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time... -
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! -
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. -
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window -
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid -
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back -
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing -
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. -
I tried taking everything in life with a grain of salt, but after using up two bags of salt I gave
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes. -
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring. -