About Funny Quotes About Life
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"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second."
"Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!"
"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
"The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
"An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in he
"It's a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first"
"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open."
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone
"Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You."
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
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