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Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out...
I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again...' Said no girl ever.
Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
A good girl gives you happiness and a bad girl gives you experience both are essential in life so enjoy every girlfriend!Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
Gilrs get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
The greatest feminists have also been the greatest lovers. I'm thinking not only of Mary Wollstonecraft and her daughter Mary Shelley, but of Anais Nin, Edna St. Vincent Millay, and of course Sappho. You cannot divide creative juices from human juices. And as long as juicy women are equated with bad women, we will err on the side of being bad
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Inspirational, Best, Happy
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Funny, Nice, Seems
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.
I fell for her in summer, my lovely summer girl,
From summer she is made, my lovely summer girl,
I’d love to spend a winter with my lovely summer girl,
But I’m never warm enough for my lovely summer girl,
It’s summer when she smiles, I’m laughing like a child,
It’s the summer of our lives; we’ll contain it for a while
She holds the heat, the breeze of summer in the circle of her hand
I’d be happy with this summer if it’s all we ever had.”
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty...you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.