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"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban (1915-2002)
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
- Charlton Heston (1924-2008)
"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."
- Ayn Rand (1905-1982)
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."
- Robert Pirsig (1948-)
"Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer."
- Saint Thomas More (1478-1535)
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Silence is a true friend who never betrays.
A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.
Faced with what is right, to leave it undone shows a lack of courage.
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men.
If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.
The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?
Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire.
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand.
Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven.
To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people.
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
Speak the truth, do not yield to anger; give, if thou art asked for little; by these three steps thou wilt go near the gods.
When we see persons of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see persons of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.
You cannot open a book without learning something.
I want you to be everything that's you, deep at the center of your being.
They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
Hope is the dream of the waking man.
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.
M. K. Gandhi
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
The most important thing is not to stop questioning.
Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.