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Funny T-shirt quotes for girls and boyz!!!!!!
Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?
I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you’re next.
Please don’t make me kill you.
And your point is…?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now.
I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name – you’ll be screaming it later.
You KNOW you want me.
Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time…
Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
for the T shirts) quotes.
1) “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.”
2) I lost my temper, BUT IT CAME BACK!
3)Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
4)Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn’t come back to you!
5)Cleverly Disguised As A Responsibe Adult( T shirt)
6)Available for rent(T shirt)
7)If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.(T shirt)
8)If you can’t say something nice about somebody, then you’ve come to the right place.( Interesting Blog quote)
9)Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
10)Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult(T shirt)
11)”Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”
A humorous and meaningful favorite Movie quote
“Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can alway trust to be dishonest. Honestly it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they’re going to do something incredibly stupid”
My Theme Quote
“Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.”
I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.
If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
Nobody knows I’m not wearing underwear.
I’m out of estrogen and I have a gun
(1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t!
(2) I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
(3) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
(4) You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(5) Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
(6) I’m not a complete idiot–some parts are missing.
(7) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
(8) NyQuil – The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
(9) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(10) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
(11) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
(12) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
(13) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
(14) MOP AND GLOW – Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
(15) Frankly, Scallop, I Don’t Give a Clam (seen on Cape Cod)
(16) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up
(17) Procrastinate Now
(18) Rehab Is for Quitters
(19) My Dog Can Lick Anyone