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Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday.
I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.
Friday, Yay the weekends here...*BLINK* Monday? WTF?
Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.
Friday, is that you???????
Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for 'em.
Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?
If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...
The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.
I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they are enjoying their Friday
Notice the same people that complain about being broke are the same people that are updating status saying they are out shopping on Friday.
Thursday, which is "Friday Eve" in Optimisian.
dear Friday, I'm ready..
It's Friday!!!!!! I just thought i'd tell ya'll that just incase you haven't seen all the other 1000 post about it.
Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
Ok great name for a band .".Half Price Drinks" how can you not pack them in on a Friday night with that name on the sign out front
instead of that daylight savings crap why dont we just move the clock ahead an hour every friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour .
Came home Friday with flowers for the missus. When I handed them to her she replied, "Great. Now I have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air." Obviously confused I asked, "Why? Don't we have any vases?
i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.
Its friday everybody! Maybe I should make a song about it.......u know, just to get the word out
The power of Friday compels you! The power of Friday compels you!
has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!
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Mom always said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.." THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I've always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!
To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday...
Friday is a special day in itself! You know why? It is the last working day of the week (for most of us), and the beginning of a fun-filled and relaxing weekend. Friday the 13th is considered to be the most spooky day among the rest, 'Good Friday' is celebrated this day, Friday is the day when new movies get released, it is the day that gets you into the holiday mood, and of course, it's the only day when we can say, "Thank God it's Friday"!
Seriously, don't we wish everyday was a Friday, and when it actually arrives, we go, "Thank God it's Friday?" It is the day when we all let go of the seriousness of our daily schedule and get ready to experience all the fun that lies ahead in the upcoming weekend. Considering all these things in mind, let's have a look at some funny Friday quotes and sayings, all of them dedicated to the day - Friday.
Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend on monday !!
Memo to my coworkers: It is Friday afternoon, and I have some serious web browsing and personal emailing to take care of, so please refrain from walking behind my cubicle. Thank you.
In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.
loves the smell of Friday in the morning, it smells like... WEEKEND.
I've run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book... I guess that is enough work for a Friday..