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are not easy to understand. Famous authors and poets have extensively written about 'woman.' Yet, no one can claim to fully fathom her mind. Get to know some feminine quirks with these funny quotes about women . Read witty wisecracks about a woman's nature. These quotes would make most women exclaim, 'What's all the fuss about?' But men would say, 'How true, how true!'
Nancy Reagan, Political Activist
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
James Thurber, American Humorist
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Malcolm de Chazal, Mauritian Writer
A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
Jules Michelet, French Historian
Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
Freya Stark, Author
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
Gloria Steinem, American Feminist
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.Gloria Steinem, Feminist
"Women" Group 1
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
- Will Rogers
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid.
- Dave Barry
The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.
- Brian @JustASmirk
Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are.
- Arnold H. Glasow
Sigmund Freud once said, 'What do women want?' The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
- Bill Cosby
Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone.
- Daphne du Maurier
Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof.
- Harry Haenigsen
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
- Milton Berle
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go.
- Mike Vanatta
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
- Joan Rivers
The secret to winning an argument with a woman: They have to be dead.
- John Betz, Jr.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
- Mae West
All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.
- Tennessee Williams