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A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she's looking at
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."
"A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.
"A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh." ~ Gilbert Highet
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind.
Blessed are the weird people - - poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours - - for they teach us to see the world through different eyes."
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression."
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." ~ Socrates
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools."
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and SNAP, the job's a game
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!"
think a secure profession for young people is history teacher, because in the future, there will be so much more of it to teach."
"I see the mind of the five-year-old as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness
"I teach high school math. I sell a product to a market that doesn't want it, but is forced by law to buy it.
Sunday is a teacher's day of REST:
the REST of the laundry,
the REST of the housework,
and grade the REST of the papers."
Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting
"Children want the same things we want.
To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted." ~ Dr. Seuss
"Creativity: Take the obvious, add a cupful of brains, a generous pinch of imagination, a bucketful of courage and daring, stir well and bring to a boil." ~ Bernard Baruch
"Dear Parents: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home."
Football players have the Superbowl.
Runners have the Olympics.
Teachers Have "Back To School."
Armed with new ideas, fresh views,
a stapler, and glue. GAME ON! "
Good teachers are the ones who can challenge young minds without losing their own."
I am not a superhero. I am something more powerful: I AM A TEACHER! I don't need a cape because I'm lifted up by the amazing and inspiring students that I teach!"
"If you really want to know about the future, don't ask a technologist, a scientist, a physicist. No! Don't ask somebody who's writing code. No, if you want to know what society's going to be like in 20 years, ask a kindergarten teacher."
"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.""I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework."