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I like a variation of one of the above...
Vanquish the weak.
Hurdle the dead.
My brother's cross country t-shirt:
This sport would be fun if it wasn't for all the running
I have a marathon shirt that says
Yeah..I run like a girl"
I also saw one during a marathon that said.."Race entry 80.00, running shoes 100.00, finishing one more marathon than my husband...priceless."
My personal favorite is the Hash House harrier shirt that says, " a drinking club with a running problem."
I have this shirt, it says "just one more mile" I like to wear that one. A couple of years ago we were gonna get XC shirts that said "we're not fast, you're just slow" or else "we're not slow, you're just fast" but our coach wouldn't let us. I also saw this shirt that said "catch me if u can!" on the back
I have a shirt that says
I am slow
Get over it
At a race my friend was at there was this guy wearing a shirt that said "If you can read this you've been passed by a fat guy"
A Motorcylce one... says .. if you can read this the B&&& fell off
These are some quotes that we used for our cross-country shirts at East Fairmont High.
Front: We Dont Strech We Like To...
Back: RUN STIFF!
Front: We Upped Our STandards So....
Back: UP YOURS!
Front: We Run HARD with our HEAS UP
Front: Hills? No Problem...
Back: We Go Up And Down ForI have some from my high school days of XC:
"Worship me like the running goddess I am."
"We play cross country."
(on the front) Lady Lions XC
(on the back) "Since you're behind, how's mine?"
(with matching shorts with "how's mine" on the butt)
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"To give anything less than your best is to sacrafice the Gift. -Pre"
"WARNING: the Surgen General didn't say anything about not smoking the competition."
We also enjoyed making shirts that taunted our horrible football team with the fact that all four years both boys and girls went to state and they never even had a winning season. They are a little harsh to post on here! :c)
Funny T-Shirts: Group 1
Without a plan, nothing can go wrong.
Will diet for food
I live in my own little world, but its okay. They know me there.
Gravity . . . It's Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law.
(On a passing motorcyclist)
If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
Don’t believe everything you think.
Ask me about my Narcissism
Midwives help people ou
I don’t have an attitude. I have a personality you can’t handle.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee
I’m Not Trying to be Difficult – it comes naturally
I'd Give My Right Arm to be Ambidextrous
My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
Marketing: helping people buy useless crap for centuries
If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
AAAA The Anti-Acronym Association of America
I'm not a gynecologist...
...but I'll take a look.
Now I’m expensive
I’m not smart but I can lift heavy things
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
Encourage at your own risk.
Liberal Arts Major . . . Will Think For Food
Dads Against Daughters Dating
This is the oldest I’ve ever been
Often Imitated, Never Duplicated.
Down with zippers!
Give Me My Damn Senior Discount
First Things First
(but not necessarily in that order)