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I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast?
Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie – not perfect but who’s complaining?
Family is a blessing. – Just keep saying that when you are irritated by something a family member says.Marcelina Hardy
I don’t care how poor a man is; if he has family, he’s rich.Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford
If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable – each segment distinct.Letty Cottin Pogrebin
One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family.Jonathan Safran Foer
The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life’s essential unfairness.Nancy Mitford
In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.Anna Quidlen
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.Evan Esar
Families, can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em ..Tate Hallaway
Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.Unknown
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I would prefer to have no money but to have a nice family and good friends around.Li Na
Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life!Albert Einstei
The family is a haven in a heartless world.Christopher Lasch
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.Ellen de Generes
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.Rodney Dangerfield
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.Burton Hilli
Family is just accident…. They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.Marsha Norman
I believe the world is one big family, and we need to help each other.Jet L
From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.Jarod Kintz
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.George Bernard Shaw
There’s nothing I value more than the closeness of friends and family, a smile as I pass someone on the street.Willie Stargell
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.Bertrand Russell
I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.Ugo Betti
Family makes you who you are and aren’t.Marcelina Hardy
The love of a family is life’s greatest blessing.Uknown
Family knows your flaws but loves you anyway.Marcelina Hardy
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish – very gently.Chinese Proverb
God created the family to provide the maximum love and support and morality and example that one can imagine.Jerry Falwell
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
- Bob Hope
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. (The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895)
- Oscar Wilde
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
- Euripides
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to.
- Dodie Smith
I am an only child. I have one sister.
- Woody Allen
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.
- Jeff Foxworthy
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
- Douglas Adams
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
- Victor Borge
The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.
- Thomas Jefferson
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
- Charles Dickens
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
- Bernard Shaw
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
- Bernard Shaw
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
- Leo Tolstoy
The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven’s lieutenants.
- Shakespeare
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
- Theodore Hesburgh
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close- knit family in another city.
- George Burns
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
- Leo Tolstoy
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family:
Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
- Jane Howard
I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.
- Anonymous
The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.
- George Santayana
In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.
- Alex Haley
In each family a story is playing itself out, and each family’s story embodies its hope and despair.
- Auguste Napier
Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.
- Elizabeth II
Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
- Francis Bacon
It is easier for a father to have children than The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.
- Thomas Jefferson
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
- Charles Dickens
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
- Bernard Shaw
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
- Bernard Shaw
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