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Funny Valentines Quotes On February 14th, much of the world celebrates St. Valentine's Day. This holiday centers around the concept of love. This makes it second only to Boxing Day as the holiday least understood by most of the world. It's hard to talk much about love without lapsing into song, poetry, or convulsions, depending on your current experience with it.
I've compiled a few of my favorite quotations about love for this week's edition of Quotes of the Week. As those of you familiar with my collection have already guessed, most of my favorite quotes are, well, a bit negative. Realizing this, I've tried to mix in a few positive voices about love here and there. If you think I'm mocking Valentine's Day by including some of these quotes, you're probably one of those people who are in a happy relationship and are on the verge of lapsing into song yourself, and I doubt this page will do anything to calm you down.
On a more serious note, some of you out there are shy. You're dreading Valentine's Day because you'll have a chance-- almost an obligation--to let that certain someone know how you feel, and it's not easy. Believe me, I've been there. Take my advice: do it. I let quite a few Valentine's Days (and other holidays) go by without making my feelings known, and all I got for my trouble was a bad case of bitterness (how do you think those quotes got into my collection?) Things may not work out, but there's no worse regret than the feeling that you could have had a chance, but didn't even try.
And for those of you who are married, or in a relationship, don't let the day go by unnoticed. Okay, lecture's over. We now continue with our regularly scheduled quotes.
P.S. For those who are wondering, yes, I finally tried. We've been happily married for 7 years. Unfortunately, this has done nothing to cure my skepticism...
The most authentic witnesses of any man's character are those who know him in his own family, and see him without any restraint or rule of conduct, but such as he voluntarily prescribes to himself. If a man carries virtue with him into his private apartments, and takes no advantage of unlimited power or probable secrecy; if we trace him through the round of time, and find that his character, with those allowances which mortal frailty must always want, is uniform and regular, we have all the evidence of his sincerity that one man can have with regard to another; and, indeed, as hypocrisy cannot be its own reward, we may, without hesitation, determine that his heart is pure."
Here is a great collection of Funny Valentines Quotes witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked.
"Men and women, women and men. It will never work."
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
"Love is, above all, the gift of oneself."
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
Nietzsche, "On Reading and Writing"
"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."
"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania."
"Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired. "
"Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less."
hese Valentines quotes and sayings are so cute that you will make the heart of your beloved melt with love and compassion on Valentines night. Have your pick and use them to have the cutest Valentine’s wish.Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage. ~Lao Tzu
For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. ~Rosemonde Gerard
I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever. ~Rabindranath Tagore
If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. ~Unknown Author
Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. ~John Lennon
If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever. ~Winnie the Pooh
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
Love is blind. That is why he always proceeds by touch. ~ French Proverb
Love is my religion – I could die for it. ~John Keats
Tell me how many beads there are, In a silver chain. Of evening rain, Unravelled from the tumbling main, And threading the eye of a yellow star: So many times do I love again. ~Thomas Lovell Beddoes
Must, bid the Morn awake! Sad Winter now declines, Each bird doth choose a mate; This day’s Saint Valentine’s. For that good bishop’s sake get up and let us see what beauty it shall be that Fortune us assigns. ~Michael Drayton
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. ~Author Unknown
Rabbi Julius Gordon
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
H. L. Mencken
"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real."
...and, to end on a happy note:
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."