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Friends are people in our lives that never falter, leave us, or give up on us. Their mere presence in our lives can give us the much-needed boost, strength, and self-esteem to keep going on. Without them, perhaps our lives would be pretty dull, boring, and uninteresting. Having said that, let us not forget that friendship can be pretty darn awkward at times. What with all the drama and misunderstandings. But this is one relationship that almost always stands the test of time. The quotes given blow have that tinge of humor that anyone can identify with as being true about friendship.
“Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything
“I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better”
Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.
Friends come and go. Enemies pile up.
You don’t have to have friends; you just have to be friends with them.
My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.
It is good when a dog is your friend, but when your friend is a dog…
Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand…
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
A friend is like a book: you don’t need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.
I would like to know when someone unfriends me on Facebook, so I could like it.
It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.
Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it’s from the newsgroup server.
‘Are you threatening me?’ ‘It depends, if you got scared – yes I am; if not – I’m only warning you…’
I found out about you from my last nightmare.
Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?
I like the sound of you not talking.
Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. Marilyn Monroe
A true friend stabs you in the front. - Oscar Wilde
Friends are relatives you make for yourself. - Eustache Deschamps
The best time to make friends is before you need them. - Ether Barrymore
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. - Edwin Arlington Robinson
Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. - Anonymous
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Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks! - Anonymous
If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends. - Anonymous
We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends. - P.D. James
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. - Fr. Jerome Cummings
Two people are never such good friends as when they share a mutual dislike of a third person. - Anonymous
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. - George Carlin
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Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul. - Ambrose Bierce
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. - Jim Hayes
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods. - Esther M. Clark
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice. - Anonymous
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families. - Anonymous
'Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. - Charles Lamb
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. - Oscar Wilde
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I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch
Difference between friends and best friends: A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days." - Anonymous
Who needs friends? I have the Internet! - Anonymous
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us! - Anonymous
High school is not the time to find your friends. It's the time to find your bridesmaids. - Anonymous
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! - Doug Larson