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Famous quotes by famous authors. Great people make great quotes, and these prominent authors have made our list of the best famous quotes of all time. -
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. -
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different result -
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. -
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. -
The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that. -
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in schoo -
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. -
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. -
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do -
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Stephen Wright
When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeners.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
- Walter Bagehot
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!' - h
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - http:
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 millio -
Technological progress is like putting an axe in the hands of a pathological crimina - h
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.