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You cannot open a book without learning something.
I want you to be everything that's you, deep at the center of your being.
They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
Born Ricardo Eliezer Neftali Reyes y Basoalto, Neruda adopted the pseudonym under which he would become famous while still in his early teens. He grew up in Temuco in the backwoods of southern Chile. Neruda’s literary development received assistance from unexpected sources. Among his teachers “was the poet Gabriela Mistral, who would be a Nobel laureate years before Neruda,” reported Manuel Duran and Margery Safir in Earth Tones: The Poetry of Pablo Neruda. “It is almost inconceivable that two such gifted poets should find each other in such an unlikely spot. Mistral recognized the young Neftali’s talent and encouraged it by giving the boy books and the support he lacked at home.”
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Silence is a true friend who never betrays.
A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.
Faced with what is right, to leave it undone shows a lack of courage.
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men.
If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.
The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?
Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire.
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand.
Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven.
To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people.
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
Speak the truth, do not yield to anger; give, if thou art asked for little; by these three steps thou wilt go near the gods.
When we see persons of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see persons of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.
From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away. – By Raymond Chandler
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. – By Mrs Patrick Campbell, in reply to a male acquaintance who asked why women seem to have no sense of humor.
God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.
God made women beautiful and foolish,….beautiful that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they're gone.
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – By Christopher Morley
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
How to find a wife… Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years. Give her your house.
How to turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her.
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – By- By a sharp, vindictive glance.
I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.
I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.
I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart.
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
Nietzsche is God. -Dead
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: A "megasoreass"
Why do we call something sent by car a "shipment" and something sent by ship a "cargo
If our food and drink don't meet your standards, please lower your standard
Some come here to sit and think, Others come to shit and sink. I come here to scratch my balls, and read the bullshit on the walls.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A Lickedalottapuss
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Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch to divorce me...