About Funny Quotes About Kids
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Lezlee, age 11
When your mother is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" it's best not to answer her.
Megham, age 13
I'll never take my mom's car out again until I can do it legally.
Lorie, age 14
Parents freak out when you have a party with loud music.
Eddie, age 10
Every time my grandparents sleep over, they snore through the night.
Megan, age 6
If you want something expensive, you should ask your grandparents.
Matthew, age 12
When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
Rebecca, age 11
Parents don't get enough appreciation
Susanna, age 17
You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.
Jogn, age 12
My little brother's dirty diapers are worse than liver.
Matt, age 1
If mom's not happy, nobody's happy.
Neely, age 13
If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.
Amber, age 10
You can play the coolest tricks when people don't know that you have a twin.
Amie, age 16
When my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself.
Elizabeth, age 16
If your mom picks your clothes and you dislike them, tell her they don't fit.
Christie, age 12
You only have one mom, and you should take care of her.
Sean, age 12
Every time I am at home and I am getting on my parent's nerves, they wish I were at camp. And every time I'm at camp and nothing's bothering them, they miss me.
Ashley, age 12
My grandmother can say more in a sentence than a college professor can say in an hour and a half.
Angela, age 14
No matter how much I love something, mom will throw it away without a second's thought.
Brian, age 12
My dad will never be color coordinated.
Samuel, age 11
When you complain about doing the dishes, you usually get stuck doing them more often.
Nichole, age 14
The older you get, the harder your parents try to keep you little.
Emily, age 16
Even today, watching baseball with your grandpa is still a great American pastime.
Erin, age 13
You should never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hands.
Joel, age 12
I can remember what flavor of ice cream cone my grandmother and I shared at Disneyworld; but most of the time, I can't remember what day it is. I guess it depends on what you think is important.
Katherine, age 13
If you put your brother's hand in warm water, he will wet the bed.
Christopher, age 9
When you make a face behind your father's back, he turns around too quick for you to get away with it.
Elizabeth, age 12
It's no fun to stay up all night if your parents don't care.
Carrie, age 15
You should never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
Alecia, age 12
Every time I complain to my mom that I'm bored, she tells me to go clean my room.
Joanna, age 13
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. Parents always catch the second person.
Michael, age 10
If mom says "no," she means it. If dad says "no," it means maybe.
Joseph, age 13
When I think about my grandpas who are dead, tears jump into my eyes.
Calen, age 7
Brothers are annoying until they get a car.
Leslie, age 12
No matter what I do, my mom can always tell when I'm lying.
Jamie, age 16
It isn't the best thing to dump a bowl of ice cream over your brother's head - no matter how mad you are.
Laura, age 12
You can't play sick and then expect your mom to let you go to the mall after school.
Wendy, age 14
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
Morgan, age 1
Once you've lost your parents' trust, it's hard to earn it back.
Kara, age 1
You should not pick your nose because your mom will SCREAM!!!
Tiffany, age 8
If you don't like what the cafeteria is serving, just put some in your milk carton and you can get away with it.
Brandy, age 12
I've learned that goldish don't like jello.
Jlie Ann, age 9
Wise Beyond Their Years
You should always listen to older people. They are like living history books and can teach you so much.
Cindy, age 13
It does not matter how much money a family has. If there is a lot of love in a home, that family is richer than any millionaire could ever be.
Whitney, age 16
My mom and dad love me no matter what.
Abbey, age 8
I should never make a decision unless I'm willing to accept the consequences.
Stacey, age 17
It's funny how God uses simple people to do great things.
Elana, age 15
The art of communication is not what you can hear bein said from the other person's mouth, but what you can feel from his heart and see in his eyes.
Leah, age 15
No matter how much you cry at night, things won't change nless you help them to change.
Nicole, age 17
Sometimes the most loving answer is no.
Leslie, age 12
You should always try, even when you don't think it will help.
Jennifer, age 11
It is OK to fail, but it is not OK to give up.
Kate, age 8
The color of people shouldn't matter.
Somer, age 10
A single flower growing where nothing else is growing is a beautiful thing.
Cindy, age 13
I should always try my best. If I don't succeed, then at least I will feel good about myelf.
Laura, age 16
Life is hard no matter how old you are.
Rosalinda, age 13
People are quick to condemn you for the things you've done, but they'll never give you credit for all the times you resisted temptation.
Heather, age 16
It's never too late to say you're sorry.
Laura, age 12
The truth is the quickest and easiest way out of trouble.
Sarah, age 12
Nothing hurts more than guilt.
Jessica, age 12
It is a good thing we don't always get what we wish for.
Rebekah, age 15
You should be careful around those younger than you. It is surprising how much of an impact a word or action can make on them.
Sarah, age 12
A realist is more correct about things in life than an optimist. But the optimist seems to have more friends and much more fun.
Megan, age 14
One of the greatest gifts my parents gave me was their love for each other.
Jamie, age 16
Someone is always better than you in one thing, but you are better than them in another.
Alecia, age 12
Trust is the most valuable thing you'll ever earn.
Susanna, age 17
You will never be happy if all you do is think about all the things you don't have.
Christy, age 17
It's good to receive compliments, and it's even better to give them.
Aaron, age 17
Experience is the Best Teacher
Ninety-nine percent of the time things aren't nearly as bad as you first thought they were.
Jessica, age 15
Piano lessons can make fifteen minutes feel like an hour.
Jack, age 9
Even though people claim to know what you're going through or dealing with, they don't.
Jaimee, age 14
What seem to be small gestures of thoughtfulness and kindness can mean lot - a whole lot.
Mary Allyn, age 17
If you want something in a cereal box and it looks really big, it always turns out small and crummy.
Katie, age 9
Every time you get a good seat at the movies, someone taller comes and sits in front of you.
You should never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble
If you live with five other women, you have to get up bright and early to get into the bathroom.
Meghann, age 13
One of the greatest feelings in the world is the feeling you get when your little sister shows that she admires you.
Dawn, age 14
I appreciate my mom more than she knows.
David, age 15
Parents have eyes in the backs of their heads.
Melissa, age 12
Despite all the loving and caring relationships in the world, there is nothing more loving than the feel of my mother's hand on my forehead when I am sick.
Rosemary, age 17
It seems like the oldest one always gets in trouble even if she didn't do it.
Sally, age 11
Parents should come with instructions.
Shanna, age 14
It's not always easy being a kid, but I bet it's even harder being an adult.
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